New Motorbike?
Brickermouth finally has its own motorcycle dealership, a glass and concrete monstrosity packed full of expensive toys for maniacs and lunatics.
It has the usual displays designed to extract money from the idiots who shop there, shiny new bikes, the latest in helmet design with vast improvements in colour! It has it all.
The newest super bikes have huge engines, that pump out brake horse power in the hundreds. Speeds of over 200MPH are now possible in machines available for less money than an average family car costs. There are powerful motocross bikes that will easily make jumps that are bigger than stunt men once did at terrible risk to life and limb. If two wheels are not suitable, there are also the latest quad bikes available, these are no longer the utilitarian farmers vehicles, but are powerful off road speed machines.
After browsing the shelves and displays, the punters are directed to the top floor cafe and toilets. After all, the owners of the shop can extract even more money from shoppers if they are made comfortable and given no reason to leave the store. It is common knowledge that ALL bikers enjoy a slice of cake and a big mug of tea while out on a ride!
With an onsite pizza oven and plenty of fresh Italian super strong coffee, what else could a tired rider want?
Of course, once a new bike has been purchased, more money needs to be extracted from the bikers. To this end the shop has a huge and well equipped workshop, where all of the jobs are done. Ranging from a basic tyre change up to a full engine rebuild, the workshop staff have seen it all before. After three years in college and hundreds of dollars spent on tools, the mechanics work the hardest, but are still paid less than the sales team!
The dealership in Brickermouth is doing well and they are looking to start franchises in your town too. If you think that your town could do with a dealership, why not show your support for the developers? You can do that here. Lego Ideas Motorcycle Dealership.